Anyone up for a canoe ride?

A friend of mine sent me a message after reading my first couple of blogs....that she wished she was talented enough to write about all the 'douche canoes' that she encountered on a daily basis. Douche canoe? That's fantastic. Why haven't I heard this before?

I thought about the implications of this phrase all day.

So I looked into it a little further.

This douche is UNDER a canoe. And his friend is watching him carry that thing alone. Hahaha. What a douche under a canoe. No wait. That's not it.

Let's try that again.

This douche is falling OUT of a canoe. His friends are helping him out. You're such a douche - get out of that canoe. You don't deserve the protection from the water that this canoe provides you.

I thought about it a little more - mostly of the guys I dated in college at the University of Florida. Yeah those guys who thought they were super cool because they dressed the same as all of the other fraternity guys on campus - even though they clearly looked "less douchy" than "that other house".

Oh yeah. Now we are getting somewhere. This picture totally sums up most of the guys walking around UF's campus. Let's see how many beer bongs we can do in our size too small Tommy Hilfiger polo shirts and docker shorts. Don't forget your Reefs or deck shoes, douche. And definitely keep wearing your sunglasses inside.

The moral of this story is that you can actually be more of a douche than a bag can hold. You need an entire canoe. How does that make you feel?

Just say no to douche canoes.